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APRIL 1, 2005  H.A.W.T!Dropping it like it's Hot. Awesome. Wicked. and Tight.
Wanna know 'sup, younguns? The coolest kids in town are here to tell you.
OMG Gackt! We didn't know we could think a guy was this hot!!! You should see him as a Goth! Turning Japanese! Again! Yay! The Anime Network is going to broadcast subtitled anime! FINALLY!!!
Hot Topic, the mall chain that American alternative teens turn to for neato goth/punk/trendy clothing, is notorious for simple designs adorned with accessories that are popular with the kids: plastic boning, faux corsets, chains, grommets. The demand for this type of clothing is so hot that manufacturers have to ship their production overseas! Think about that the next time you have to have those bondage pants!
Casual Fridays?! How about Casual NEVERS?! For a superior, power-channeling look that'll earn you that key to the executive washroom, try Black Argyle. Sources that said Old Glory was "out" were dead wrong! You can still wear the colors that do not run and earn lots of props! Finally, anything plaid, especially Burberry, still turns heads!
Way to Go Taco Bell! After three-years, the nationwide boycott of Taco Bell is over! The Bell's parent company made peace with the farmworkers who called for the "grande" boycott. In an agreement with its tomato growers, Taco Bell said it will pay a "supreme" penny per pound, directly to the workers. This time, they really were thinking outside the bun! We'd say it's time for a "fiesta"!
Paris Hilton might be miffed to learn that the Chihuahua is not the favorite dog among small breed fans. According to a poll conducted by the 128th Westminster Dog Show, the pug (ugh!) was the favored of purse-sized pooches. The noble chihuahua is still the official state dog of Texas.
Dance, Dance Sigmund Freud! The underlying sexual nature of DDR draws young hormonal teenagers to it like bees to honey. The pulsating techno sounds are as inherently sexual as moves to the rhythm of thrusting arrows! The overtly erotic lyrics and deep throbbing bass vibrate down to players' bones!
A Feminist Perspective Score one for girl gamers! Back in the day, when an old Everquest male would put on a new chest piece, a proper breastplate would appear, while a female character donning the same gear would end up with a plate bikini! Women characters in this outdated game typically had breasts the size of their heads! In hot new MMORPG (massive multi-player online role playing game) World of Warcraft, female bodies are well proportioned and not so ridiculously busty. What would Lara Croft say?!
Look how cute Ben McKenzie was back in the day! We bet nobody in his class at Austin High ever thought he'd grow up to play ... a high school kid!
The H.A.W.T. List!!! Get back to your roots! Kohl's, Mervyn's, Fuddrucker's, Appleby's, Foley's, Dillard's, T.G.I. Friday's, Super Target, Outback Steakhouse, TJ Maxx, Ross, and the Container Store. Things We Almost Called This Section! Hot, New Gank! Tight Hot Gank! Freaking So Hot! (as Hell!) Teen Kritical Theory Korner A Whole F-Load of Gank! Baby, Yr So Gank! What Teens Think! Hot Young Teens! 2K5 Tight/Hott/Gank! Hott A** Wow! Tight!
It's the Gank! H.A.W.T. was compiled by Griffin School students David Clark, Tom Ford, Ryan Foster, Maya Milo, and Ilana Norwood. |
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H.A.W.T. Dropping it like it's Hot. Awesome. Wicked. and Tight.
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